shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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