On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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