She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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