My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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