physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
