Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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