Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
