Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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