Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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