Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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