So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
there is puke in my bra ... again
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