I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It's official drugs can't kill me
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
i think my cat just said my name.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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