Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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