i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Randomize
