with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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