I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
