Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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