He is an equal opportunity slut.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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