I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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