If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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