fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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