chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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