office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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