There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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