I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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