Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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