Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Less talking, more tequila
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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