So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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