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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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