There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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