So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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