what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
my poor anus
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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