OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i've created a new STD.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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