$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Farmville is her only friend.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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