Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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