Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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