if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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