I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
operation have a gay friend backfired
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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