i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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