He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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