just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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