What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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