there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think your dad took our porno
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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