i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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