Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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