Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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