Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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