no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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