gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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