Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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