did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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